I tend to ignore things like people throwing garbage on the road, or eating things and throwing randomly, peeing in public, spitting “G U T H K A”, and a lot of many things happening around me, which I know are wrong, but I still ignore.
But why do I ignore?
Because I have no guts to stand against it!
Because I believe no one will back me for this!
Because people will make fun of me!
Because it does not bother me directly!
Because it does not have an immediate harm!
and numerous reasons stopping me from jumping into the valley of “C R I T I S I S M”
Why do people do this?
Because they don’t care!
Because they are comfort zoned!
Because they are illiterate? Literate? Stubborn? Careless?
Because it’s a SWAG, some “actors” also do so!
Because “LAST HAI, KAL SE NAHI”
Because “MERA PAISA HAI, TERE BAAP KA KYA JA RAHA HAI”!
Because “JA BHAI SATYAWADI, GYAN NA DE”
Because “OUR MONEY IS OUR MONEY, NONE OF YOUR MONEY!”
Because “AREY SARKAR KUCH NAHI KARTI”
So many excuses down their sleeves!
Everything is wrong with everyone!
Our reporter from Mars asked a Human about why they throw trash wherever they feel like?
The Human replied: “Actually, there no dustbin outside. In England, dustbin there. Three type, For glass, for plastic and for other. England has system. The government is good. Love peepul. Our Government, only politics. They don’t like peepul. They only like at vote time. See the sand, the dust. Come inside my home. I clean. In England, no Dust. The Government is good. Why no dust in England?
The reporter took 243 minutes to decode the message and update it in our database, which crashed within seconds!
But, we had a soft copy, so we concluded that they are doing this because of the Government.
We then took a bold initiative.
We came back home, and, tuned in Amazon Prime for a new episode of BREATHE.
And life goes on.
People, are just blindly chasing money, their comfort, and not giving any thought to the Killing of the environment!
The earth is Boiling, at least in Kanpur.
Kanpur, however, needs no introduction, from being the “MANCHESTER OF THE EAST” to THE MOST POLLUTED CITY, the world verily knows this beautiful city!
And do believe me, “the innocent people” are not responsible at all. Pollution is being catered by some Aliens, Thanos or some Artificial Intelligence. I saw the government and the Aliens strategizing the spreading of Pollution all over the City.
The rise in temperature is just a case of Global Warming, Indians have absolutely no idea on rising temperatures, in fact, they don’t even know how it happened.
In an interview with a Pan Shop Owner, we asked him about the temperate conditions and his reply was an eye-opener:
Uh! India, no hands in temperature rise. India far from North Pole. Hole in North Pole Ozone. Russia Near. Russia burn things. Gas makes hole. Global Warming in India. You tell logic, Russia is near Glacier Melting or Kanpur?
After this, our reporter ordered a Meetha Paan with some extra Gulkand and Supari. Just as he was about to spit, he realized that he should not do this, still, he spat by cursing the government – “They should install spit buckets near every pan shop. And if they are really concerned about our health, why don’t they put a ban on the factories? Huh!”
And the Panwala joins, “All politics are thief. They look their pocket.”
To be continued…
Some part of the theory is continued in Positivity, Bla Bla Bla and Poop!
P.S. The Pan Shop Owner is MA (English) but he never shows off! He is so down to earth that he rejected the offer from a reputed school for English teacher and followed his Entrepreneurial Dream!
P.S. 1: Dear Russia and England, please do not take that Entrepreneur seriously! He was an English Scholar, not an Environment, Science or a Geography Student.